Oh, I will kill bugs with wild abandon when I can actually catch them - I used to keep mantises as pets and feed them live grasshoppers by hand. My balance is just too bad to hit them right now without drastic consequences.

Fortunately my sixteen-year-old cat got this one for me. I feel unaccustomedly proud of her right now! She's usually awful; she was born during Richard Nixon's funeral, and I've always kind of assumed that's who she is.