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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2010-12-23 04:26 pm

Why I haven't been posting/answering email/breathing.

Because, come tomorrow morning, we'll have been trying and failing to get a flight home for five days. The spectacular incompetence of London Heathrow airport was the problem for the first three days, but today the problem was the less-spectacular but more-viscerally-infuriating incompetence of Paris Charles de Gaulle airport. Heathrow has at least been browbeat into admitting that they screwed up, but the CDG staff I dealt with today absolutely refused to acknowledge any responsibility. I hope I don't run into any of them again tomorrow; I just don't think I could keep my temper around them.

I'm seriously considering giving up flying for good. I don't know how I'd get to Japan again in the future, but I'm having anxiety dreams and waking up in a panic. I felt like I was going to throw up all morning. I can't keep doing this.

On the plus side, it's nice to know the English media's actually on the right side of this fight; American news agencies tend to behave a little as if you're asking to be abused when you fly, but these guys are absolutely letting Heathrow have it. A guy interviewing the head of the airport politely asked him if he didn't think resignation was appropriate, given that the lanes only just got cleared three days after the last snow of note. (Dad, sitting next to me as he watched this, cheered loudly.)

They were also doing a lot of little interviews with stranded people, choosing the politest, sweetest, and most painfully shell-shocked individuals they could find. Small children with dark circles under their eyes were a bonus. As we were heading back to Heathrow for what turned out to be the last time yesterday, [personal profile] thegeekgene and I prepared and rehearsed a short skit, should someone break formula and choose to interview us.


Me: The problem is that they won't give us any information. I mean, I asked that guy over there earlier what was going on, and he said that the airport had been built over a Hellmouth, and they were waiting for the Slayer, but she's stuck in Amsterdam. But she asked someone else, and he said - what did he say?

[personal profile] thegeekgene: They just told me it was Daleks.

Me: I mean, they're just not keeping the flow of information going here.


(Okay, so I obviously prepared most of this conversation. My sibling was not as enthusiastic as I would liked about keeping the UK informed.)
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[personal profile] ajnabieh 2010-12-23 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
The success of that routine depends entirely on [personal profile] thegeekgene being able to keep a straight face in front of cameras. But, damn, I wish I could have seen it.

So sorry you've been dealing with this. Fingers crossed that you'll be home soon and able to let the anxiety dissipate.

[identity profile] lacrimawanders.livejournal.com 2010-12-23 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Holy gee bob. >.
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[personal profile] umadoshi 2010-12-24 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
That is horrific. I hope you get home soon.

Your skit is awesome, though. ^^
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[personal profile] branchandroot 2010-12-24 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
O_O Man, maybe you can get yourself shipped by sea-freight back to Japan. Extra large box, it can't be any more cramped than an airplane seat...

[personal profile] wintersweet 2010-12-26 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
I am SO sorry. D: I've heard a little bit about it here and it sounds totally ridiculous (like, they're making BART sound well-prepared).

But I like your skit and hope it comes soon to a cable news channel near me!