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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote 2006-04-09 03:02 am (UTC)

Raccoons are SMART and CUNNING and they sit on the heads of dogs to drown them!

And you *laughed* when Mom and I screamed at that raccoon hanging over the door that one time. It was only natural. I'd been playing dangerous amounts of Mario, and therefore was highly aware of the strange supernatural powers conferred by attractive striped tails.

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