Apparently I still care about Star Wars.

If

1) The scrapped "Dark Lord Jar-Jar" reveal was supposed to "mirror" the Jedi Master Yoda reveal, and

2) Each installment of Star Wars was supposed to include a similar plot-mirror, then

3) The old R2-and-Chewbacca: Rebel Masterminds theory is pretty much confirmed.

(They really did dump the EU just to save Chewbacca!)

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James Cameron, if you absolutely HAVE to make the Battle Angel movie, please set it during Last Order so Ahmed Best can play Mbadi. This man has been denied his role as The Mastermind for far too long.

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Have lost faith in everything. Spent all morning trying to convince my cat to come clean to me. Can't lie to myself any longer, I know he's a Sith Lord.

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Edit 1: Hour one of the interrogation was all feigned innocence. Flailing after my hair, pretending enmity and fear for the chipmunks - the usual tired old schtick. God, Bu, don’t you know that I see through you now.

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Edit 2: Hour 3. He’s starting to crack, now. Can’t even look me in the eye. Barely pretending interest in batting playfully at the camera strap.

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Edit 3: Hour 5.

"And if it were true - what would that change, really? Between us? What changes today, @snarp?"

God help me, I don’t know.