When I was eleven or twelve, I was sent me a very severe-sounding takedown demand from "The Netscape Law Association," which was plainly very official, and in charge of laws, and, you know. Stuff. I was totally going to go to baby-jail if I didn't take down my website making fun of a specific band.

The Netscape Law Association had pretty decent formatting, good grammar, and phrased things seriously enough that it actually took my Mom's bullshit detector a couple seconds to kick in when I showed it to her. I explained to her what Netscape was; I hope that someone someday did the same for whatever adult spent so much time trying to make a grade-schooler stop talking shit about their favorite band.