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Snarp ([personal profile] snarp) wrote2014-03-27 04:18 pm

Back from doctor.

Mom: So what are you supposed to do with the sample jar that has the fluid in it. Do I even want to know.

Me: I put some poop in there and then it grows into a tiny fucking tree that whispers quiet words of wisdom I don't know. I don't understand modern medicine.