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Mom's watching The White Queen
(this)
and I'm ruining it for her:
"That particular medieval guy always looks like he's about to burst into song. 80s song. Michael Jackson?" (I think I was talking about Edward IV.)
"'Fuck, I hate sand. Fucking sand. Fuck this fucking sand. Why are we in medieval Wales if it's got some fucking sand in it.' 'We could... walk out of the sand.' 'Okay let's do that.'" (I don't know who that guy was, he just looked super-mad at the sand.)
"Did medieval paper really wad up exactly like modern paper? I feel like it would unravel a little more, maybe flake off at the folds... would that even be a natural contemptuous gesture for a medieval person, wadding up somebody's letter and dropping it on the table in front of them? I don't think it would. - I'm going to just complain about every trivial thing that crosses the screen, okay?"
"Medieval people lean into each other's face's and say stuff all intense-like a lot more than modern people. Good thing they were apparently trained from birth not to spray spittle when doing that."
"It's convenient how in medieval times, people always posed so they were facing the camera."
"Why is everyone so fucking earnest and intense and canny all the time, shouldn't these people have been drunk like, a lot."
and I'm ruining it for her:
"That particular medieval guy always looks like he's about to burst into song. 80s song. Michael Jackson?" (I think I was talking about Edward IV.)
"'Fuck, I hate sand. Fucking sand. Fuck this fucking sand. Why are we in medieval Wales if it's got some fucking sand in it.' 'We could... walk out of the sand.' 'Okay let's do that.'" (I don't know who that guy was, he just looked super-mad at the sand.)
"Did medieval paper really wad up exactly like modern paper? I feel like it would unravel a little more, maybe flake off at the folds... would that even be a natural contemptuous gesture for a medieval person, wadding up somebody's letter and dropping it on the table in front of them? I don't think it would. - I'm going to just complain about every trivial thing that crosses the screen, okay?"
"Medieval people lean into each other's face's and say stuff all intense-like a lot more than modern people. Good thing they were apparently trained from birth not to spray spittle when doing that."
"It's convenient how in medieval times, people always posed so they were facing the camera."
"Why is everyone so fucking earnest and intense and canny all the time, shouldn't these people have been drunk like, a lot."