"We are enchanted by your more ethical works."

[snarp]

In the Homestuck fanfic I will not write wherein The Game just turns out to be Dwarf Fortress, Kankri is an elf. Probably Karkat, too? Yeah, he is hiding his elfdom. He wears a fake beard and slouches.

I guess Terezi is the Sheriff and Gamzee is her Hammerer, and that doesn't go well.