2013-05-07

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2013-05-07 04:02 pm
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Actual Simple Granola

Because when you google the phrase "simple granola" you get recipes like this with eight frigging ingredients, and that is ridiculous.

Ingredients:

2 cups rolled oats
1/3 cup honey
1 tbsp vegetable oil

Preheat the oven to 300 F.

Put the honey and oil in a coffee mug and microwave it for thirty seconds to make it runnier. Pour over the oats and mix in until they're uniformly sticky and clumpy.

Spread the oat mixture out in a 9"x11" cake pan and bake for about thirty minutes, removing it to toss every ten minutes. Don't bake this on a cookie sheet if you don't want it spilling when you take it out to stir it. Let it cool completely before putting it away.
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2013-05-07 08:52 pm

Stop caring about OFF, Homestuck fandom. Stop doing that.

The game is definitely a joke. It is trolling you and you are allowing it to do so. Stop liking this game, your opinions are wrong, you should like something I like instead.

I know, you can like 7 Seeds and Hayate x Blade instead! 7 Seeds is like Homestuck if it went grimdark, and Hayate x Blade is like Ouran High School Host Club but all-lesbian and with swordfights. These things are relevant to your interests.