If I were to be a comic strip, I would prefer more of an Azumanga Daioh style.

Zuzu wasn't serious about that suggestion, she was just trying to be obnoxious. Her and some of the other kids' surprise at my body hair is actually pretty justified - I am extremely hairy. I shave my face every other day. (My doctor informs me that aside from shaving, the only reliable treatment is basically hormone replacement therapy, which she refuses to prescribe for purely hair-related purposes. Given that I don't want, like, cancer, I'm fine with the shaving.)