via wintersweet, the premise of Banana Bread no Pudding:

Now that Ira's older sister is getting married, who will take her to the bathroom after 10 p.m. and sing "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" outside the bathroom door in order to protect her from the beautiful, androgynous, child-eating clown? Will marrying a closeted gay man help?

It may be read on MangaFox, and it is glorious. I think it's the "crunch crunch crunch" that makes the page.