Humanity doesn't deserve the technology we have. Our priorities are wrong.

This evening's anxiety-fueled research project was pet tracking technology. Because what if Bu gets lost, like Polly did. One of these Bluetooth trackers looks like the most reliable option at the moment, and they don't seem to actually be all that reliable.

The highest level of mental functioning to which I personally can aspire

is putting rice in the rice cooker for in the morning, even though I'm not hungry right now.