Post-Retirement "Hobbies" I Have Suggested To My Mom

for obviously selfish reasons.

* Devise an open law-school curriculum and put it online.

* Write this.

* Help me sue Yahoo a million billion times.

It's a good thing fipronil+(s)-methoprene flea stuff is not actually all that toxic to vertebrates

because my idiot cat is too flexible. He manages to wipe the stuff off within under 24 hours no matter where I put it. There is no spot on his body he cannot groom.

It's also a good thing the stuff's so much cheaper now.