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me at age 16: MOTHER IT IS TOTALLY UNFAIR THAT WE ONLY HAVE INTERNET IN THE LIVING ROOM AND THAT IT IS DIAL-UP

THIS SITUATION IS INTERFERING WITH MY STUDIES

me now: yeah i made myself a custom linux distro with no networking packages so i can't get on tumblr

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Mom: Who are you even trying to kid, you only use the internet to read animes.

me at age 16: MANGA

SHOUNEN MANGA

LEARN THE TERMINOLOGY MOM GOD

Mom: Mangos?

me at age 16: YOU ARE JUST MESSING WITH ME AT THIS POINT

Mom: That's correct.

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me now: *speaking to a high school assembly* kids this is what shounen manga will do to you *shows slide of my seven diseased lungs* they were growing out of my back