The most extreme of all extreme sports.

Seeing how long you can get your nails before they start breaking.

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If we ectobiologically combined the ASOIAF fandom with the Fifty Shades fandom, we would get a large and active Kushiel fandom, but it would be unbelievably awful.

Bad news: the ASOIAF fandom's been cancelled.

Yeah, I didn't know they could do that, either. Turns out they can! Welp.

Anyway, you all need to switch over to talking about Digimons by midnight, EST. Wrap it up.

This post is both gross and stupid.

I feel like it's pretty common for kids to try eating dog biscuits and cat kibble and stuff - they look like cookies and breakfast cereal, it probably seems natural at a certain brain-stage.

But why the hell did I groom the cats with my tongue when I was tiny? Was I just not clear on the importance of the species divide in re: which organisms' social interactions I was supposed to be observing and mimicking?

Mom and Dad apparently never caught me doing it, because I remember that the reason I stopped was just that I disliked the texture of the mat of fur that built up on my tongue. I may have actually hacked up a hairball at some juncture, too.