Need to go to grocery, deal with mail problem, deal with bank problem, eat food that's not bread.

Are there any Mind players out there who can use their powers to trick me into doing all the stuff I need to do today.

Because I have installed Dragon Age: Origins and the newest DF release, and I basically want to just sit here and make life hard for imaginary dwarves.

(no subject)

fucking keas

they think they can do whatever they want.

Dad coaches basketball at the high school where I used to teach.

my former student: Is Mr. Pin there?

me: Nope, sorry. He's out of town until Monday.

my former student: But we've got a basketball game tomorrow morning! He's been telling us we've got this game for ages!

me: Um. Well, I'm sorry, but he didn't leave me any kind of message about that, and he's definitely not going to be back until Monday. Unless the principal or any of the teachers -

my former student: Well.

*he hangs up, then calls back a minute later*

my former student: How about you take us to the game! You can be coach!

me: Yeah, no. I cannot do that. I can't even really drive safely right now.

my former student: Well. Guess we'll just - go to Sunday school, then!

me: Good idea!

my former student: Guys, no game, we're all going to Sunday school tomorrow!

other kids: *chorus of complaints and sarcastic cheers*

me: Okay, enjoy yourselves.

my former student: We will!