Possible reasons people keep thinking I'm in high school even though I am almost thirty.

* Acne.

* Inability to properly apply makeup.

* Five feet tall.

* Opinions about canonical validity of "mega-evolving" Mewtwo + willingness to state said opinions publicly.

* But then people who have not even heard me speak aloud also think I'm in high school...

* Are they reading my blog?

* Are they reading my blog right now?

* Ignore this blog! I am a mature adult, I totally do adult things all the time! The other day I even checked my credit score!