I'm getting a little bored with modern medicine.

When I go to a new doctor or clinic and have to fill out a new information page, down at the bottom, where it says, "Do you have any other medical conditions?" I write "Hirsutism!" With the exclamation point. I'm sure that the people who have to type these things into the computer are even more tired of them than I am; I just want to help out. I think I should probably also be adding a little drawing of my goatee.

(To be clear, I'm no longer in treatment for the whole brain thing; I just have some inflammation in my elbow where an IV was. It's actually the only real side-effect I've had.)