I’m linking to McSweeney’s, and that makes me a bad person.

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Footnotes, Endnotes, and Parentheticals That Cost Me Marks on My Thesis:

“3 Who, although a gifted academic, is still a douche.”

I actually pretty much said that about a Renaissance theatre guy named Stephen Orgel this one time. That paper got me my highest grade ever from that professor.