https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/ I Am Completely Serious - Dreamwidth Studios Fri, 26 Jun 2015 17:39:05 GMT LiveJournal / Dreamwidth Studios snarp personal https://v2.dreamwidth.org/26613/51721 https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/ 100 100 https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/733186.html Fri, 26 Jun 2015 17:39:05 GMT https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/733186.html A woman is being hunted by people who will make millions more of her. She is not done growing to her final form, which is probably a dragon. She escapes into the sky in a small plastic laundry basket attached to a hot air balloon, with her python, which falls asleep wrapped around her.<br /><br />The python is breathing out something that will make the woman sleep unaging until a safer era, and will fill their balloon and keep them safely in the sky until it comes. The woman covers them both in a blue blanket before she falls asleep herself.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=snarp&ditemid=733186" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/733186.html dreams belated crosspost probably homestuck public 2 https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/623901.html Sun, 07 Dec 2014 17:04:52 GMT https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/2014/12/07/fuck-my-ovaries.html This is complete bullshit. They’re not allowed to both hurt at the same fucking time. They should <i>coordinate,</i> like how your nostrils do when you have a cold.<br /><br /><img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=snarp&ditemid=623901" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/> comments https://snarp.dreamwidth.org/2014/12/07/fuck-my-ovaries.html ovarian cysts probably public 0