I Am Completely Serious

Tue, 03 Nov 2015 20:52:37 GMT

me: Why does my head hurt so much again today, I thought it had finished up with this for a while.

me: Also, why am I sweating so much.

*It is 80 degrees out.*

me: It can't be, I would definitely have noticed that.

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Sat, 19 Sep 2015 04:02:21 GMT

Today's zoned-out semi-awake vision quest was on the related subjects of

1) can I put the fragile vase on top of the china cabinet without dropping it (visualizes self dropping fragile vase 100000 times) probably not huh

2) did I remember to eat

3) if Malachite isn't actually in Steven's toilet I will be disappointed, that scenario Just Works for me

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I am not sure how visible this is from my public web presence

Tue, 15 Sep 2015 14:47:13 GMT

so as sort of a disclaimer: I've been in kind of a haze 95%+ of the time for the past month or so. That SU post yesterday had been sitting on my desktop getting fiddled with sporadically since midway through the last Steven Bomb.

If I'm not responding to your posts or messages, I'm not snubbing you, it's just that I have limited uptime, and am using most of it on stuff like calling doctors/insurance and driving to the grocery store. I'm not leaving the house most days right now.

So, please assume that most of the time, I have approximately the mental energy necessary to hit "like" and "reblog" on Tumblr, and that's about it.

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You know how you get songs caught in your head

Thu, 27 Aug 2015 17:20:40 GMT

Do other people get odors caught in their noses

Nonexistent ones

For days/weeks at a time

(Right now it's the "cigarette ashes in hot ambiguously-living human fat, partway through the process of alchemizing into a malevolent solid" one, which is among my least favorites.

I like the "peaches and Idealized Alcohol That's Not Gross" one best, but it makes everything I eat taste substandard.)

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How to accidentally sleep almost the whole fucking day

Fri, 14 Aug 2015 22:05:08 GMT

1) It is easy

2) Look, you did it

it's 4:30 PM

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Tue, 11 Aug 2015 18:39:02 GMT

I need to eat something so I'm not dizzy I can go pick up my prescription, but it is an undeniable fact that food is really gross. Oh, well.

Situation update: I solved this problem by eating applesauce and bread, and thus fortified, calling Mom and asking her to get the prescription.

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The cat is worried about me, being unusually snuggly and grooming my leg hairs.

Mon, 10 Aug 2015 04:49:28 GMT

(I am not actually drunk. I thought about having some fruit wine earlier, but I didn't, because I have a slight fever and that seems likely to make it worse, despite the opinions of old Japanese men buying little jars of umeshu from the convenience store in the evening and then taking it home and heating it up.

They're old Japanese men, so they probably don't ask the clerk to microwave the jar behind the counter - could potentially create social awkwardness. They take the jar home. Do you microwave the umeshu jar? If you ever microwave it, does it matter whether there's an actual plum in there? Or does the jar have to go in a pan of water on the stove, or something? The old men's wives or daughters or daughters-in-law probably actually handle this operation, if such are present.

Being several days into an illness and grumpy and restless about it affects me in a manner superficially similar to that of alcohol, particularly after dark.)

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Another danger of bioperine:

Thu, 06 Aug 2015 21:55:03 GMT

If an un-coated tablet gets caught on the back of your tongue it will BURN.

I did this two days ago and it still stings.

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He is doing his best.

Mon, 22 Jun 2015 21:48:09 GMT

me: *feels awful, writes a bunch of angsty bullshit. the angsty bullshit is too angsty bullshit for the internet to bear up under*

me: *lies down on floor next to cat*

me: Fix my problems, cat.

cat: *licks my hand for like two minutes*

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Fri, 29 May 2015 19:53:52 GMT

I am a conscientious objector to the, stuff

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Sun, 24 May 2015 02:51:01 GMT

You know how people do screencap-LPs, with all the game's dialog and the important plot things shown? That should be a thing for TV and movies. Specifically that which I am interested, in but cannot watch, due to brain problems.

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Sun, 17 May 2015 20:10:28 GMT

Does anyone know where can I torrent that patch for my body that lets it thermoregulate??????

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Fri, 15 May 2015 07:55:02 GMT

I have lost the ability to judge how tired I am. I just laid down next to the cat to pet him, shut my eyes for a second, and suddenly it's five hours later.

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Fri, 10 Apr 2015 02:46:12 GMT

I need to get brain surgery so I can watch Steven Universe. It's very important.

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Wed, 18 Mar 2015 19:04:20 GMT

Is there a medical term for

* When your nose specifically turns pink but the rest of your face doesn't

* When an animal irritates a surgery site or other wound by licking it

* Zig-zag line along outer rim of cat's iris

* The uneasy plastic grocery bag filled up with wind feeling a little while before you panic for no good reason

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Mon, 16 Mar 2015 03:34:07 GMT

I keep remembering that Terry Pratchett died and feeling disconnected from reality. This is how a lot of negative events hit me. I go "I must be in a bad AU, I need to go back to the source material." The time before death always feels like a place which can be returned to.

Unhealthy! Probably something for which there is a medical term?

(Okay this post maybe isn't really completely about Terry Pratchett.)

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Gloom gloom gloom I'm a Grass/Poison-type Pokemon

Sat, 14 Mar 2015 18:28:22 GMT

1) I'm really fucking tired and have been for a million fucking years and doctors don't call me back.

2) Dubiety is staying at the vet for a while because his guts are malfunctioning in some ambiguous way, for real this time.

3) Kentucky is a bad state where people are racist fuckups and I need to not look at news sources at all ever.

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