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  <title>I Am Completely Serious</title>
  <subtitle>snarp's blog</subtitle>
  <author>
    <name>Snarp</name>
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  <updated>2015-06-26T17:40:09Z</updated>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-13:51721:733186</id>
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    <title>A mysteriously pleasant dream.</title>
    <published>2015-06-26T17:39:05Z</published>
    <updated>2015-06-26T17:40:09Z</updated>
    <category term="homestuck"/>
    <category term="belated crosspost"/>
    <category term="probably"/>
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    <content type="html">A woman is being hunted by people who will make millions more of her. She is not done growing to her final form, which is probably a dragon. She escapes into the sky in a small plastic laundry basket attached to a hot air balloon, with her python, which falls asleep wrapped around her.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The python is breathing out something that will make the woman sleep unaging until a safer era, and will fill their balloon and keep them safely in the sky until it comes. The woman covers them both in a blue blanket before she falls asleep herself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=snarp&amp;ditemid=733186" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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    <id>tag:dreamwidth.org,2009-04-13:51721:623901</id>
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    <title>Fuck my ovaries.</title>
    <published>2014-12-07T17:04:52Z</published>
    <updated>2014-12-07T17:04:52Z</updated>
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    <category term="ovarian cysts"/>
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    <content type="html">This is complete bullshit. They’re not allowed to both hurt at the same fucking time. They should &lt;i&gt;coordinate,&lt;/i&gt; like how your nostrils do when you have a cold.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="https://www.dreamwidth.org/tools/commentcount?user=snarp&amp;ditemid=623901" width="30" height="12" alt="comment count unavailable" style="vertical-align: middle;"/&gt; comments</content>
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