I have never read a single panel of Homestuck, and yet I had a dream about it last week -- obviously inspired by the fact that I often read people's reviews of Homestuck and its fic even though they are nothing to me but a word salad of characters and concepts that I can't keep straight.

Anyway, the dream involved a board game much like Clue, only based on Homestuck, and some people had been playing it at my house and I was cleaning up afterwards. I removed all kinds of tiny, bizarre objects off of the board (like the little tokens that represent the weapons in Clue, only weirder), and the last one remaining looked like a leg that had been ripped off an antelope, but when you turned it over, there was a tiny flashlight hidden inside. I was about to pick that up and put it in the box, but suddenly all the dream extras who'd been playing the game protested. "No, wait!" one of them said. "That's the Initial Haunch! It has to stay on the board at all times."

So there you have it, the Homestuck board game.