I am extremely good at Dwarf Fortress.

[snarp]

Check out my latest embark site!



Conveniently located next to hell! This'll make it really easy to train up my militia!



There's even a second portal to hell over to the west, in case the first one gets blocked or something.



And I have so many new friends.



They just look like they're having so much fun down there.

Unfortunately the framerate is far too slow for me to actually do anything here; I let it sit for five minutes, and my miners had managed two steps towards the place I told them to start digging. I also had to turn off cave-ins, as apparently my hellmouths are not very structurally sound, and the alerts were never-ending.

(When I examined a Demon of Steam, I got this description: "A huge blob composed of steam. It has wings and it undulates rhythmically.

It is average in size."

I... am afraid that I do not know exactly what qualifies as "average" in this situation.)

Edit: The worldgen data:

Created in DF v0.31.25.

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[TITLE:CREATE WORLD NOW = 4234325]
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[MINERAL_SCARCITY:100]
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[SEMIMEGABEAST_CAP:37]
[TITAN_NUMBER:9]
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[REGION_COUNTS:OCEAN:528:0:0]
[REGION_COUNTS:GLACIER:16:0:0]
[REGION_COUNTS:TUNDRA:33:0:0]
[REGION_COUNTS:GRASSLAND:528:0:0]
[REGION_COUNTS:HILLS:528:0:0]
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[CAVERN_LAYER_WATER_MAX:100]
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[HAVE_BOTTOM_LAYER_2:1]
[LEVELS_ABOVE_GROUND:15]
[LEVELS_ABOVE_LAYER_1:5]
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Here is the site in question. It's only classed as "Wilderness." When I tried to reclaim it just now it was full of fishpeople, with all the demons gone. The FPS was still so bad it was unusable; very sad.