AKIO: So do we have enough opaquely meaningful props to get us through the next couple of days, or do I need to make a run to the store? TOUGA: I think we're good. I've got a moped, a carrot, horses, microphones, a bunch of cameras, a reporter for NHK, a field of poppies, annnd I found all these potted cacti on sale! AKIO: Oh, good! Those can symbolize the sexual threat that I present. Here, I'm going to lie down on the floor in a provocative pose, arrange them around me. Be sure to get one near my crotch. TOUGA: Okay. I've also been teaching Saionji to do the thing where our shirts come open and blow in the wind - AKIO: Hey, that was our special thing!
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AKIO: So do we have enough opaquely meaningful props to get us through the next couple of days, or do I need to make a run to the store?
TOUGA: I think we're good. I've got a moped, a carrot, horses, microphones, a bunch of cameras, a reporter for NHK, a field of poppies, annnd I found all these potted cacti on sale!
AKIO: Oh, good! Those can symbolize the sexual threat that I present. Here, I'm going to lie down on the floor in a provocative pose, arrange them around me. Be sure to get one near my crotch.
TOUGA: Okay. I've also been teaching Saionji to do the thing where our shirts come open and blow in the wind -
AKIO: Hey, that was our special thing!