Tumblr Steven Universe fandom, you are in very big trouble,

and I have no choice but to punish you.

You will lose your food meme privileges... for 1,000 years.

No cinnamon rolls, breadsticks, salt, Doritos, Cheetos, Mountain Dew, or usage of the word "thirsty" in any sense but the literal one.

All my dreams are being destroyed this week.

Beloved Onion gem theory conclusively jossed. We have seen his tongue, and there is no yellow diamond on it.