The best line in The Return

is when Steven tells Lion, “Stay here! If something happens, Dad’ll need a new son!”

It sums up the show's tone so nicely!

What concerns me about our two Genderless She/Her-Pronoun-Using Space Empires

is that Lapis is just. Definitely Seivarden. Which necessarily means Steven is Breq!

Which means... someone has to be Awn.