I couldn't drink coffee while I was sick.

Coffee is well-known to aggravate and even cause Dying Of Dysentery.

But I just had some, and quickly began to feel much less shitty. Why do so many of the most useful chemicals have to cause dependence? Someone just. Hurry up and cure that particular physiological problem, make the anti-dependence pill. Install a neural network reset button.

Okay, I feel better today.

And I have exercised, showered, and shaved off my goatee, which my motor skills would not allow me to do for several days. I have even successfully consumed quantities of food and fluids appropriate to this level of activity. My arm rash stopped seeping.

So I'm an acceptably-healthy organic life-form today, which means I need to do actual things today. I'm going to do these things:

* Clean the living room.

* Burn some incense in here.

* Re-play Star Stealing Prince.

* (optional) Bake something?

Yeah.