2013-12-16

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2013-12-16 08:08 pm

Time for an anxiety attack!

Anxiety attacks happen when I read something that upsets me about, say, just throwing it out there, people wanting to cut SNAP benefits. And then I start thinking about how I'm going to run for office and just RAGE AT REPUBLICANS like some kind of atheist-Buddhist Cotton Mather, and I'm writing speeches in my head and can feel my throat creaking as my pretend voice starts to get hoarse, and at some point I get myself so worked up I start shaking and my ears start ringing and my brainscar hurts.

That's how to have an anxiety attack if you're me. I don't know how Keith Olbermann does it.

ExpandCut for me being unusually fucked up today. )