I had the worst dream last night.

I dreamed that Pokemon crossed over with Digimon permanently, and I had to memorize all these Digimon, and their types, and the new battle mechanics that had been added and applied to every single Pokemon. And then I decided to stop liking Pokemon. It was terrible.

I've been doing my best over here

but I still can't come up with a narrative more easily-comparable to Homestuck than Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle. This is troubling to me, because I think that if you left Andrew Hussie and Mokona Apapa in a room alone together for half an hour, only one of them would ever come back out, wearing the other's scalp and already seven months pregnant with a magic sword.