Unpleasant Health Status Update

The NSA is spying on me because of the dangerously incendiary nature of my blog, I'm not paranoid, I'm sore everywhere for no reason and mildly nauseous, and I am definitely going to die. My last words will probably have something to do with Homestuck.

I'm going to see an endocrinologist today, the results of which visit may or may not shed light upon my inability to sleep, type, or basically do anything but pointlessly reinstall my operating system and kill ASCII dwarves.

Is it just a Time player thing to make bad webcomics?

Why haven't we seen Aradia and Damara's? This is unfair.

Or, no, maybe Aradia and Damara's webcomics are actually good. Like, Aradia's is Buttercup Festival, which is about Death frolicking gaily. It's cheerful, morbid, and makes little sense, like Aradia! Damara's is Sexy Losers/The Thin H Line, which is filthy and involves lots of necrophilia.