Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Chapter 7 (Homestuck Fanfic)

By popular demand, Reviews of Young Adult Novels is now a Pokemon crossover, titled Trainery Vriska. Yeah!!!!!!!!

Trainery Vriska, Chapter 7:

"tHAT WOULD REQUIRE, a GREAT MANY POKEMON TO BE IMPRISONED IN POKE BALLS..." said some comlete loser stattign the obvious real hard. "i, tOO, aM A TRAINER, bUT I AM ALWAYS DOUBTING. aM I MAKING MY POKEMON HAPPY, i ASK...? vRISKA, wAS IT? lET ME HEAR MORE, oF YOUR POKEMON'S, vOICES!"

trainery vriska understood without any problem atall that this menat he wanted to fight. "Okay!!!!!!!!" she said and she got out her pokemon and totally beat tavros (n? tavros.) up because she is the 8est!!!!!!!!

n said in a pathetic and bad way, "rESTRAINED TO, iMPRISONMENT IN POKE BALLS... pOKEMON CANNOT BE, pERFECT CREATURES. fOR THE SAKE OF MY FRIENDS, tHE POKEMON, tHE WORLD MUST BE CHANGED." and then he just kind of walked off.

"and then he just kind of... walks off? and i'm not supposed to try to stop him or anything????????"

"nope! this was a rival battle, so he just walks off and that's that! wow, the game didn't change the way he talks much."

"haha, nope!!!!!!!!"

Reviews of Young Adult Novels, Non-Fake Chapter 7 (Homestuck Fanfic)

Reviews Of Young Adult Novels, Mainly Those Prominently Featuring Vampires, And Containing At Least One Love Triangle, Non-Fake Chapter 7:

tt: Well, she was ordering anticoagulant, dog repellent, Pokemon Tyrian, and some chainsaw chains, which is just about the most ominous list of things you can order on eBay.

TT: You know, I never really saw my audience as including people on the run from the law and in need of chainsaws. I've always sort of viewed them as an overheated, seething mass of teenagers with firm opinions on network television.

TT: So, this makes me feel a bit callow.

tt: Your mom's in your audience.

TT: She's just weird.

Something I didn't do on purpose.

I think my color scheme has changed since I started reading Homestuck.

Something I did on purpose.

I wanted my shaving paraphernalia to reflect my claimed superiority over men in the arena of facial defoliation.

Things sleep deprivation has made me nearly cry about today.

The first Terezi-and-Vriska conversation which foreshadows their whole arc and argh why did I go back and re-read that?

This Mituna askblog noooooooo. And, fuck, I just typed eight o's without even thinking about it. This is worse than when I started typing in Kankri's quirk.

This picture of Gamzee and Karkat.

Things for which I've experienced an unreasoning immensity of warm affection: this A Softer World panel edit.

Things that I laughed too hard at: this.

Also this Monster redraw, wherein Rose is Johan and Dave is Nina. This should not actually be funny? I cannot explain away my reaction as something healthy. I'm laughing at it again right now.

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Homestuck update.

Like I said, Hussie just does whatever I say now.

But uh-oh! Jake believed in something and made it less fake! ( Read more... )

By the way, this relevant Narbonic strip re-ran a week ago.