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A while back I told thegeekgene about Homestuck.
thegeekgene: I have a frozen pie crust thawing for my Slime Pie.
Me: Good.
Mom: Sarah. Exactly what sort of bread is it you're planning to make?
thegeekgene: She's making grubloaf!
Mom: Sarah. What is grubloaf.
Me: No, actually, I had a better idea! I'm going to make bread pudding with a bunch of different colored breads, with the clumps arranged in sort of grub-like shapes!
Mom: And how do you propose to make this bread colorful? - This is going to be absolutely disgusting.
Me: It's just my usual bread pudding, but multicolored, and grubbish. And, well, the best way would obviously be to bake several different colors of bread, but I was thinking I could also probably, like, put some dye in milk and just soak chunks of bread in the milk.
Mom: But the colors would just run together.
Me: Well, yeah, maybe. I might be able to make it work, I'm going to test this on a small pudding first -
Mom: I guess you could just buy one of those packages of frozen dinner-roll dough.
Me: Oh, you think I could just knead the food coloring in?
Mom: Yeah. - Why am I helping you with this?
thegeekgene: Because it's awesome!
Me: I could also have grub sauce. Like, dyed whipped cream.
thegeekgene: Yes. Excellent.
Mom: Should I even ask what grub sauce is?
Me: It's like mayo, but with grubs.
thegeekgene: It's grub sauce, Mom.
Mom: Oh, god.
Me: Good.
Mom: Sarah. Exactly what sort of bread is it you're planning to make?
thegeekgene: She's making grubloaf!
Mom: Sarah. What is grubloaf.
Me: No, actually, I had a better idea! I'm going to make bread pudding with a bunch of different colored breads, with the clumps arranged in sort of grub-like shapes!
Mom: And how do you propose to make this bread colorful? - This is going to be absolutely disgusting.
Me: It's just my usual bread pudding, but multicolored, and grubbish. And, well, the best way would obviously be to bake several different colors of bread, but I was thinking I could also probably, like, put some dye in milk and just soak chunks of bread in the milk.
Mom: But the colors would just run together.
Me: Well, yeah, maybe. I might be able to make it work, I'm going to test this on a small pudding first -
Mom: I guess you could just buy one of those packages of frozen dinner-roll dough.
Me: Oh, you think I could just knead the food coloring in?
Mom: Yeah. - Why am I helping you with this?
thegeekgene: Because it's awesome!
Me: I could also have grub sauce. Like, dyed whipped cream.
thegeekgene: Yes. Excellent.
Mom: Should I even ask what grub sauce is?
Me: It's like mayo, but with grubs.
thegeekgene: It's grub sauce, Mom.
Mom: Oh, god.