I have attained the ability to see ultraviolet light.

Either that or staying up awake too long fucked up my eyes. Regarfless, every source of white light has a bright.purple halo and I can no longer type apparently. Is this the price i must pay for my advancement.

The next stage in my evolution should be turning into a smug floaty brain like in Jack the Bodiless, so I guess I'll know for sure if that happens.

What the hell London.

'It's going to be like a national shame if they don't get anyone from Monty Python up there, you realize that.'

'Oh, you missed the part where James Bond parachuted in with the Queen, right? That was the best part.'

'Did that happen, or did you just make it up?'

'It happened! It was great! And they had the industrial revolution. They went from an agrarian society to an industrialized one.'

'Did any of these kids lose their fingers and have them made into canned meat?'

'No.'

'Next they need to just have the Top Gear guys come and crash a big car into everything. And they can colonize somebody.'

(no subject)

Dad: Yaaay! Here's our people!

Me: You hate Israel, Dad. - I can't tell what that guy did, he drew a star on masking tape on his head?

Dad: I don't know, he's a fruitcake.