I swear I wasn't looking for this.

I was looking at shaving soap on Etsy (for no good reason; I am amply-supplied with shaving soap) and found this:

TWILIGHT INSPIRED-EDWARD-FOAMING BATH, SHOWER, SHAVING and MOISTURIZING SHAMPOO JAR SOAP ENRICHED with GOAT MILK, LUSCIOUS SHEA BUTTER,and OILS- PARABEN FREE - 9oz

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I especially like the cow on the label.

(I feel the need, at this point, to warn thegeekgene that SHOULD YOU BUY ME THIS I WILL NEVER SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN.)

I then did what I assume most people would do, and did a search for "Twilight" filtering for bath and beauty products. In this manner, I found some eyeshadow that was aimed more at my particular demographic:

Mewtwo - Loose Vegan Mineral Eyeshadow - Full Size



It is part of the "Super Effective" collection, which also includes Team Rocket and Hyperbeam. The "Legends" collection offers such classic shades as Ganondorf, Octorok, and Small Key.

I am firmly within the "idiot" demographic, by the way. I'm not sure if you knew that.