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* Swamp + Energy != Life. You have loads of other elements that make more sense than Swamp there. Stop it.

* Plant + Time != Tree. Not every plant turns into a tree, my childhood spider plant never turned into a palm tree with coconuts. Don't stir up these painful memories.

* Why do you get Stone from Air and Lava, but Obsidian from Air and Water?! Either make them both Perfectly Generic Stone or make them both Obsidian! This is unacceptable.
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Even when I mess with Cave Story so the dude's got over 200 HP, I still can't make it through the Egg Corridor.
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Using Construct 2, is there any tidy or untidy way to load

1) external tilemap files, like Tiled ones, and

2) external tilesets and spritesheets

into a project at runtime?

Like, if you just wanted to set up the physics in Construct 2, and swap out some files called map.txt, tiles.png, and sprites.png from a folder.

(Yes, I know that this is literally what Crafty/Impact/etc are for, but the project I have in mind is very tiny and stupid, and I don't have the energy for coding right now.)
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So Kingdom Hearts is, if I understand correctly, a video game adaptation of the thing where cartoon characters from various disparate franchises come together to convince a human child not to be Addicted To Marijuana anymore
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As promised here. (rememberwhenyoutried​, sadjadewithcake​, and azurelunatic​, you have not yet supplied me with characters!)

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[personal profile] inklesspen​: "Imagine Dave and Terezi introducing each other to Earth-style or Alternian-style gummy worms, though."

TEREZI: D4V3 1 4M V3RY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO F1ND TH4T YOUR HUM4N “GUMMY” D1RT NOODL3S 4R3 3X4CTLY L1KE R3GUL3R D1RT NOODL3S

TEREZI: 3XC3PT 1NC4P4BL3 OF 1ND3P3ND3NT MOT1ON

TEREZI: TH1S 3L1M1N4T3S TH3 MOST 3NJOY4BL3 P4RT OF TH3 M34L!

DAVE: dude you can still put the fuckin gummy worms on trial if you want ain’t nothing stopping you

TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N’T CHOOS3 TO 1NT3RPR3T TH3IR L1TER4L WR1GGL1NG 4S M3T4PHOR1C4L 3FFORTS TO WR1GGL3 FR33 FROM JUST1C3! >:[

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[personal profile] nostalgebraist​: "Apparently I had a DW all along and just didn’t remember it, but I still demand fanfic. Only constraint: it must involve Dennis."

This Homestuck-or-Dragon Age prompt is shockingly substandard!

GREY WARDEN: hey old human, who lives in that castle over there, and also is it full of fuckin monsters i am supposed to kill

DENNIS: I’m thirty-seven, I’m not old!

GREY WARDEN: oh my god i am SO SICK of being in a bioware game i do NOT need that information, i mean they didn’t even give you a unique facial mesh, just answer my goddamn monster castle question WITHOUT giving me your name and age and a bunch of details about your local government and your opinions thereupon

MORRIGAN: (+15 Approval)
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Does this game ever stop being stupid, or should I stop now.
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Will completing this quest get me approval or rivalry from Isabela? What about Fenris
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Shale: So here is a question for the painted elf…
Zevran: Painted elf? Oh, that’s me! I do like that.
Shale: Am I to understand correctly that the painted elf is a “crow”?
Zevran: Not literally, but… yes. I am a Crow.
Shale: As in a bird.
Zevran: Is there another sort?
Shale: So the painted elf assaults helpless statuary with its feces?
Zevran: If given sufficient cause, why not?
Shale: That is outrageous! The painted elf will stay away from me. Or else.
Zevran: (Sighs) I get a lot of that.

Read more... )
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Is there a DA2 mod that fixes it so Hawke doesn’t run “sexily,” which apparently means “knees tied loosely together”

Edit: Found it.
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#hypnagogia #dragon age #flight rising #dragon quest #spyro #warcraft
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Dreamed that Fenris refused to participate in a DLC campaign which had been written by Paarfi.

Hawke: dude no

Hawke: you can’t just leave the party because you don’t like the *narrative voice*

Fenris: i definitely can

#Also Kefka from FFVI was there #which actually makes more sense now that I'm awake.
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So obviously the canonical DA2 ending is the one with the most bad conversations and avoidable emotional strife, so Hawke should hatefuck Anders and then tell him and Sebastian both to fuck off.

But I like the Isabela romance best; she just seems like the best fit for sarcastic!Hawke, in terms of emotional maturity and tidily-convergent personal histories.

But I also do not want to break Isabela and Fenris up, because they’re pretty adorable together?

But I also also do not want Fenris to be by himself post-game, because that is his whole Positive Character Arc, being able to feel a sense of belonging in this awful little social group?

But Isabela also feels exactly the same way, she’s just somehow even more brain-fucked than the amnesiac elf and never quite expresses it openly?

Basically, it should be possible for Hawke, Isabela, and Fenris to all be married simultaneously post-game. Like Hawke’s insistence on also making out with Anders sometimes was the only thing that stood in the way of this triple-marriage, and now that he’s fucked off they can be happily self-destructive shitheads on Isabela’s boat together.

(Has anyone written fanfic for this)

#also agender hawke should be possible #afab so as to have grumpy half-elf babies #who will turn out to be mages #causing fenris brain problems #isabela wants to use them to blow up qunari #'let's go find merrill to train our children in how to wreck shit' #hawke is like 'maybe not merrill but yeah that sounds okay' #fenris climbs up in the crow's nest and doesn't come down for like days #urinates on isabela's head and stuff
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Is Varric ace, or did he just edit The Actual Bianca out of his story because he initially wasn’t sure how far Cassandra wanted to take the Scheherazade thing?
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I just played through the mage Warden origin for the first time. Hahaha wow.

If he lives through DAI (and I know nothing about this except that the lyrium consumption thing finally becomes plot-relevant) then I guess logically in the next game he’s a sad *werewolf*, due to Teresa Edgerton.

# cullen/ceilyn w/e
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It occurred to me that there were no horses in DAO or DA2, so maybe I shouldn’t make Dorfwarden say “horseshit.”

But when I looked it up, apparently they appear in DAI? Way to fuck up a sterling horse-free record, Bioware.

# fucking horses they think they can go wherever they want
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CARIDIN: There. It is done. Give it to whom you will. I do not wish to hear their name, or anything more of them.

ALISTAIR: oh, we’re just going to put it on top of a piece of coprolite and say it’s king, apparently

DORFWARDEN: shut the FUCK up alistair GOD

ALISTAIR: sorry bad assumption are we going to say the rock’s QUEEN
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ALISTAIR: so

ALISTAIR: are we going to support your brother or the other one

DORFWARDEN: ugh

ALISTAIR: you must have thought about this

DORFWARDEN: dude you suck fuck off

SHALE: I, too, am very excited to hear its clear-minded and impartial opinion of this situation.

DORFWARDEN: shale

DORFWARDEN: shale

DORFWARDEN: what do you call it when a rock is full of shit

SHALE: Coprolite, yes? Potentially bituminous coal or lignite, though I assume it’s rare for it to form in precisely that manner.

DORFWARDEN: right exactly but you also though

ALISTAIR: as loath as i am to interrupt this high-minded conversation could you please tell me what we’re doing here

DORFWARDEN: dude you’ve been standing right fucking behind me every awful fucking conversation i’ve had

DORFWARDEN: you tell me

ALISTAIR: i don’t know i don’t know anything about dwarves

DORFWARDEN: yeah weirdly i didn’t know anything about humans until like a few fucking months ago

DORFWARDEN: yet somehow man

DORFWARDEN: SOMEHOW

ALISTAIR: are you going to finish that sentence

DORFWARDEN: what sentence

ALISTAIR: the one you started with “somehow”

DORFWARDEN: fuck you

DORFWARDEN: no

DORFWARDEN: hey alistair are you fucking KING yet

Read more... )
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LELIANA: Beloved, don’t you have another shield?

DORFWARDEN: yeah a few

DORFWARDEN: why

LELIANA: I’d feel better if you used your nice new silverite one, is all. It’s. Heavier! I worry about your safety.

DORFWARDEN: why

DORFWARDEN: you think we’re gonna be fighting shit in my awesome enlightened home city that’s the best city in the whole FUCKING world

ALISTAIR: i think that actually yes

DORFWARDEN: man shut up

LELIANA: Isn’t that the shield with the Aeducan clan arms on it?

DORFWARDEN: no

SHALE: Yes.

DORFWARDEN: maybe??? who cares

LELIANA: A lot of dwarves, I think! What are you going to say when they ask you about it?

DORFWARDEN: god

DORFWARDEN: what the fuck do you think i’m going to say

DORFWARDEN: “my dad sent me this ancient family heirloom as he lay on his deathbed cuz he belatedly recognized my brother’s treachery and TOTALLY wished he’d made me his heir when he had the chance”

DORFWARDEN: “thus throwing a huge explosive fucked-up kink into this whole shitty war of succession we’re supposed to be delicately negotiating as neutral parties”

DORFWARDEN: “i’m the heir it’s me”

DORFWARDEN: “suck it bhetch”

SHALE: “Bhetch?”

DORFWARDEN: yeah i combined bhelen’s name with bitch there

Read more... )
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My canonical DA2 ending is one where sarcastic!rogue!Hawke hatefucks Anders, supports the mages, angrily dumps him after he does 9/11, and then lets him live and tells Sebastian to go fuck himself in his imaginary fake city he’s in charge of. It just makes the most sense to me.

Also, she pisses Merrill off until she breaks the mirror, because I want Merrill to not be completely fucked in the head.

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