Oct. 28th, 2015 04:05 pm
Someone else please write the overactive-pattern-recognition post about scapegoating/call-out culture/Vriska-vs-Kankri as Bad SJWs/Gamzee being the goat. I have no brain cells left to house the discourse. They are all presently occupied by outrage about Kentucky politics and other people's Ruby code.

(#six days until we know which idiot is the governor #will it be screaming tea party man #puzzled fark-dot-com man #or a relentlessly-narcissistic early-90s-republican running as a democrat? #we lose regardless #we always lose #kentucky #is a doomed timeline)
me: I had awful nightmares last night.

Mom, genuinely concerned: Oh, no!

me: I dreamed that the Homestuck game came out... and it was really bad.

Mom, flatly: Oh, no.

Oct. 21st, 2015 10:48 am
Anti-Eridan radicals are one of the most troubling social issues facing America today. Today's discussion question: Would criminalization help, or would it only bring more attention to this dangerous ideology?
Lucas’s, probably.

Further:

* I should not have named my Undertale person “Jade.” Upsetting.
Circular spoilers for Mother 3, Homestuck, and Undertale: Read more... )
It's clearly not a conscious one. Maybe the same part that managed my auditory hallucinations, when I was having those? If so, I've clearly mellowed out a little since high school, given that I rarely recite incoherent sentence fragments about dismemberment apocalypse bloodses at him.
 
The point is that I just realized that today, when he walks up to me, I've been reflexively saying, "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. WE HAVE A HATER."

He scratched my hand pretty bad last night, is probably what it is. (He didn't like the noise I was making on the keyboard while engaging with Mettaton, and he attempted to put a stop to it.)
Trying to compile a Mother 3/Homestuck Fassad-and-Gamzee meta post entitled "The Madness of Locria."

This is just going to end up being a bunch of screenshots and trigger warnings for the screenshots.

Sep. 25th, 2015 01:26 pm
All my SU angst theories are being jossed, but fear not, I am going to cram them all into the Karkri fic

Karkat has no arms and legs
The timeline where Tavros was Number Ten Ox and Vriska was Master Li was destroyed by the one in which it was, instead, Aradia and Terezi.
Hussie is a gem fusion of Onstad and the only furry ever to successfully rule-34 Ray/Beef, which is why Achewood stopped updating.
did I ever post the thing where - I mean did it get into the one fic what I'd decided Aranea's planet's name was

*pets the cat*

ow he's a jackass... and as such, he scratched me

*continues petting the cat*

did I ever

but okay it was "the Land of Some Charts and the Firmament"

*falls asleep*
*describing a Grey Warden dream* "Well that doesn't make any sense. Lapis is fused with Alistair at the bottom of the ocean."

Also: There had been an extremely tall mountain impossibly visible at the same point in the background throughout the game. If you climbed it instead of going to the Landsmeet, you'd find that at the top was the Golden City, very pretty and pearlescent and high-tech, and eerily empty and dim regardless of the weather and time of day.

Loghain had beaten you up there in search of Thedas's Denizen (sigh) and had fused with it. Morrigan and Alistair were like "okay. we're definitely killing this thing. it pisses us both off, for different reasons."

Leliana: "what. what the fuck. what the actual fuck.

i don't mind killing it no."

Read more... )
I dreamed that there had been some sort of deal made that Andrew Hussie had to finish Homestuck by the end of the year or all the apocalypses would happen. All possible apocalypses.

Since the apocalypse needs prep time, things had been going subtly wrong all year, but in June everything went pretty much to shit. List of problems I observed Homestuck to have caused:

* Everything’s genetic structure is janked up, and a lot of people are like, part-bear, or can only eat this specific ambiguously-sentient parasitic flower or they die of allergic reaction, but the flowers don’t fill all their nutritional needs so they eventually starve anyway. The flowers are very pretty.

* Sea level is rising dramatically in some places and dropping in others; the English Channel is dry.

* The passage of time is fucked up, so while in some places this has all only been going on for a month, in some it’s been apocalypsing for eons.

For example, the English Channel has been dry for long enough that new intelligent species have evolved there, formed a peaceful civilization, and barred all outsiders from entry using their advanced magitechnology. This civilization... is Redwall.

* Agriculture and weather are glitching out and there’s widespread famine and drought.

Annnnd bunch of competing sets of aliens of varying levels of hostility have invaded, including:

* the ones from The Screwfly Solution

* Homeworld gems

* elves (???)

* Team Rocket (fine, I guess we're doing this)

* the cast of Disgaea

* angels (unaffiliated with Disgaea or Homestuck)

* horrorterrors

* no trolls, conspicuously!

I had a small RV, and had formed a temporary alliance with Lapis and Jasper. I would not ordinarily have allowed Jasper inside my small RV, but her gem had been worn down by the sand at the sea-bottom, making her smaller - she was now only seven feet tall - and also extremely passive, gentle, and depressed.

So the relationship just wasn't working for Lapis anymore, and when their body of water had dried up due to a non-gem-related apocalypse, they'd unfused, and were on their way to Beach City to ask Steven to heal Jasper. I was taking them as far as the southwestern edge of Screwfly territory, which I wasn't prepared to enter.

(Since they're on their way east, I guess Malachite made her way to the Pacific Ocean eventually.)

We'd been travelling with a caravan of Homestuck Cultists, who had stopped in a roofless abandoned town overgrown with beautiful but creepy mutant plants. They were very sure that Homestuck would end by the end of the year - however long a year lasts - and that the world would be saved. I had doubts and was planning to move to outer space pretty soon.

Read more... )

Jul. 26th, 2015 07:42 pm
Okay, Johnrezi is cute and everything, and it does kinda validate my old John Erases Gamzee And Replaces Him Post-Retcon theory. But I will forever resent it for not being Roserezi.

Jul. 20th, 2015 09:05 pm
Congratulations, Tumblr user blurds. All your fondest desires are being made reality (assuming that Homestuck does exist and is not just a lengthy hallucination I’m having).

Jul. 17th, 2015 11:03 pm
Anyway I think Andrew Hussie's either 1) in hibernation beneath a huge pile of Vriska shirts or 2) kidnapped by TOG.

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