Nov. 4th, 2015 01:51 am
James Cameron, if you absolutely HAVE to make the Battle Angel movie, please set it during Last Order so Ahmed Best can play Mbadi. This man has been denied his role as The Mastermind for far too long.
A backup of Peridot's brain installed on Steven's phone, complacently giving him bad advice, cackling, and occasionally monologuing.
Alita - Knight of Time (All of her clones, however, are Rage players, on the carefully-considered basis that I accidentally write “clone” as “clown” all the time. The moron in my icon is the Page of Rage.)

Lou - Maid of Space

Koyomi - Thief of Void

Nova - Prince of Mind

Kaos - Bard of Heart (shut up and wear the codpiece you whiny piece of shit)

Den - Prince of Heart (Has to share his class and aspect with his awful family.)

Ido - Heir of Life

Jashugan - Mage of Doom

Feb. 13th, 2014 11:39 pm
The Secret of Tiphares is like looking into Lil Cal's eyes: Makes guys literally rip open their fucking skulls, seriously irritates ladies.

...I can't decide if it's funnier to think of the Nova family as Striders or Zahhaks, though. Nova just straight-up turning his kid into a centaur robot, WTG man, that is how you fucking parent.
which was just Battle Angel Alita.

Cecil and Kaos did not get along. Night Vale Community Radio and Radio KAOS have radically different broadcasting philosophies.
Sechs is my favorite transsexual clone android sociopath who's not that smart ever.


I was trying to figure out the difference between the shape of Alita's head and the shape of Sechs's, basically, but Alita came out wonky, so I'm putting the rest of the page behind the cut.

first kinda-big image cut )

The lower middle Sechs and Nova were just copied straight from a manga page I was looking at, so they look really flat - I'm a shitty forger. The others weren't, but the Alitas look totally wrong, and the front-view Sechs is wonky. I was extremely pleased with the 3/4-view Sechs, though, so I decided to try and draw a bigger picture like that,

second kinda-big image cut )

Thus proving that anything pretty I draw is a fluke, I guess.

Things that are wrong with this picture:

1) Sechs's limbs are all intact for once, yet she's not jumping up in the air going like "Hahhhh!"

2) Sechs is holding that gun in an extremely wrong way. Because I know nothing about guns.

3) Sechs is extremely overqualified for flying-thing-shooting duty. The Netmen and Hunter-Warriors take care of all that, as can be determined from analysis of the circumstances of the killing of Hugo's brother in volume two and Kaos's pet bird in volume eight.

4) The buckles.

I have macaroni. Any of you guys want some? It has white cheddar. The cashier fumbled it dramatically, held it close to his eyes to examine suspiciously, and said, "White cheddar macaroni and cheese? That is amazing." He remained entirely earnest and deadpan about this the entire time he was checking me out - no smiling. Naturally, I agreed with him. I think this is the same dude who last week was talking about how he really likes hot peppers, and how Scotch bonnets are just about hot enough.
But I went on my walk ANYWAY.


Things that got all wet due to general stupidity:

* my avocado

* my pants

* my cell phone (it's fine)

* my brand-new Fruits Basket 13 (it's not fine. Damnit.)

My back's been bothering me for about a week, but today it's been hurting nonstop, so I'm all cranky. Lying down hurts.

Important KoL quote:

As you wander through your mediocre trip, you hear music coming from the room next to you. Suddenly, you can see the music -- it's, like, floating through the air in front of you. And it looks pissed.

You get the jump on it. You hit for 98 damage.

I've been trying to write a very important post about the latest volume of Battle Angel Alita: Last Order and my feelings about Kishiro's new gaiden project and how I think Kishiro is very worried about race, but the only way he knows to deal with it is the way he deals with everything else that worries him (religion, Nikola Tesla, the space program, terrorism, psychiatry, female sexuality), that being burning things.

(the stuff he does with female sexuality is really weird)

Which is kind of interesting to see, because there isn't much manga that even thinks about it - but then, it's impossible to tell what he's trying to say. I've got no idea what it means that the queen of the German planet, with its rebel group called "Neo-Third Reich," has a black woman for a bodyguard. Nor can I explain the fact that the spoiled, largely-brainwashed, obviously-intended-to-be-the-US society is divided into two floating cities on opposite ends of a pole, one of which is all black and one of which is all white. But I'm pretty sure Kishiro thinks it means something.

I think UltraJump keeps psychiatrists on call 24/7 to make sure its artists get their stuff in on time.

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