Hussie is a gem fusion of Onstad and the only furry ever to successfully rule-34 Ray/Beef, which is why Achewood stopped updating.

Jul. 17th, 2015 11:03 pm
Anyway I think Andrew Hussie's either 1) in hibernation beneath a huge pile of Vriska shirts or 2) kidnapped by TOG.
by time and the unavoidable process of smug cultural self-flagellation responsible for that shit, I call dibs on writing the first biography of Hussie attempting to "place Homestuck in its context" after one begrudging watch of Con-Air which I'll spend mostly on my phone reading The Atlantic.

I'll fuck up explaining what instant messaging was, talk about how SBURB actually really definitely is a narrative about American income inequality, claim that it "uncannily predicted" the Broborger Wars of the 2030s. I'll entirely re-write my co-author's sections and now they want their name off there, but it's too late, HarperCollinsGlactoSmithKlineses has sold three million digital copies which are already running in many human brains' oneiro-buffers, loading my horseshit directly into their subconscious minds and forever overlaying their understanding of this great work and tumultous time with my own bullshit narrative. I'll diagnose him with whatever disease I'm preoccupied with right then.

Mar. 13th, 2015 09:10 pm
One month until Andrew Hussie picks up the Buu arc again and commences the final destruction of our faith in human goodness. If you haven't yet started digging a hole to lie in face-down, you should get to work.
No one ever uses the :B emoticon until Jade sees Karkat's o:B emoticon and mistakes it for herself:

CG: o:B
GG: what does THAT mean?????
GG: is that supposed to be someone with a halo and goofy teeth?
GG: ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?
CG: NO, NO
CG: YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT BACKWARDS
CG: THOSE ARE MY HORNS
GG: oh
GG: haha oops


She's shown bravely taking on the bucktooth mantle here a little later:

GA: I Feel Like I Am Trudging Waist Deep Through A Slither Basin Full Of Your Human Surprise Noodles
GG: hehehe
GG: yum :B ??????????????????????


Thus, the use of a bucktoothed emoticon represents character development on Jade's part. Homestuck!

I hope that, among all the other time paradoxes he has to resolve in the process of ending this thing, Hussie nips briefly back in time to ensure that both Jane and Nanna somehow picked it up from Jade.

OH, wait.

Jan. 16th, 2014 12:15 am
SGRUB is called that because it's the boot loader. Scratch corrupted it.
Jake exasperated Dirk and Jane so badly that they both considered Caliborn as an alternative.

The moral is OKCupid.
just because they are the Thieves, and that was for a while the only one of the twelve classes not presently represented by an active living player. All the aspects are covered, and the humans had eight of the classes with Kanaya, Sollux, and Gamzee bringing it up to eleven.

But then I noticed that Hussie's been pretty careful to call Condy a thief rather than a witch throughout the latter part of act six, so I guess it's supposed to be her job now? He has also killed off the actual witch, but possibly that is merely a temporary circumstance.

I like how we're all just assuming John's going to retcon Jade back to life. She probably stays dead entirely for purposes of upsetting Tumblr's placid worldview.
I showed her this scene.

uu: YOu WILL DEPICT.
uu: THE JANE HuMAN.
uu: ON THE RECEIVING END.
uu: OF...
uu: ONE OF YOuR HuMAN KISSES.
TT: Uh.
TT: Ok.
TT: I mean, are you sure you want me to go there?
uu: SHuT YOuR MOuTH AND FuCKING DRAW.
TT: Just making sure.
TT: Man.
TT: Seriously gonna have to sterilize my tablet after this.
TT: Ok, how's that?
TT: http://goo.gl/BPSnY
uu: OH NO. WHAT IS THAT.
uu: WHAT THE FuCK IS YOuR HAND DOING.
uu: EXPLAIN YOuRSELF!
TT: Dunno. Coppin' a little feel I guess.
TT: Just adding some sizzle to the steak. What's the big.
uu: REMOVE THAT.
TT: Come on dude, don't be like that.
uu: REMOVE THE AMOROuS HuMAN LIMB AT ONCE.
uu: DO IT NOW.
uu: I'LL KILL HER. I WILL FuCKING DO IT.
TT: Fine.
TT: There.
TT: http://goo.gl/cTQZ6
uu: AHHHHH!
uu: YES.
uu: OHHH. HO HO.
uu: OH YES.
uu: THAT IS...
uu: *DIIIRTY*
TT: You are a man who likes his tepid ass porn, I will give you that.


"Sibling, this is the villain of the fine work of hypertext literature which has absorbed me of late."
She called a little while to complain that I had made her sad.

"This needs to stop now! It's unacceptable! Snowe needs hugs and cocoa!"

I don't know why she even listens to me when I recommend stuff to her, last time I recced her something it was Homestuck, aka "Dorky Kids Get Repeatedly Physically And Psychologically Tortured But It's Funny So You Keep Reading And Then You Are Up At 3:46 AM Crying About Pretend Alien Lesbians."

evil clowns

Dec. 9th, 2013 01:21 am
If Gamzee has never died, then his dream self is still alive someplace; possibly, like Rose's, bearing memories from doomed timelines.

It either stayed in the trolls' dead Incipisphere's veil somewhere, or was on the meteor with his regular-self the whole time. Two Gamzees may well be in play! Did one Gamzee ride the meteor to earth to wait for Caliborn, while the other stayed in the session? Is he in the dream bubbles, sneaking up on Jade and Calliope? Is he in his own sylladex?!
* Gamzee as unpleasant shopkeeper.

* Cal as last thing you see if you get the bad ending.

* Dad as protagonist’s Dad.

* Dante Basco as symbolic representation of protagonist’s self-esteem.

* Andrew Hussie as orange guy who stalks protagonist.

* Karkat as Karkat, being all bitchy and tsundere in the background, dropping dark hints about darker secrets, and you totally think he’s got a storyline that can be somehow unlocked. BUT HE DOESN’T. Hussie writes fake GameFAQs in-character as people with names like “kanrussprite69” telling you complicated and time-consuming ways to unlock Karkat. None of them work. The game includes unused graphics of Karkat blushing, implying that there are yet-undiscovered dialog trees available. Hussie put those there to mess with you. “Hackers” find bits of dialog implying that Karkat is an unlockable option - he’s not, it’s a lie, the hackers are fake and are Andrew Hussie. Karkat is an unlock-tease.

* Spades Slick as band director.
Short form: Kankri, Cronus, and Scratch are the only characters in Homestuck it makes me actively fucking uncomfortable to read.

BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL COMPLETE CREEPS.

For the long form, let's start with this quote:Read more... )
I didn't used to hate clowns, but now I do, because of Homestuck.

I had a dream about being mind-controlled and beat up by Gamzee last night, and I've been having flashbacks to it all day. Get out of my subconscious, Homestuck, I want the nightmares about zombies back. I got a mecha in those.

I don't know why I always end up in a mecha in zombie dreams. Probably something to do with the classic 90s anime Ten no SINzou.
...this was a pretty crappy scene to pause on, though, man. Couldn't he have done what I wanted again, and stopped with Rose rescuing Terezi in a way that's kind of condescending and snotty, and Terezi gets really mad and they both yell at each other, and then suddenly they're making out with the words "Healthy Spades Relationship" real big in the background in the Tumblr logo font? And Karkat, Kanaya, and Dave are all like "WAIT NO," each for different reasons? And Gamzee is on fire.

All I'm saying is that I know how Homestuck should work better than its actual creator. That's all I'm saying, man, no big deal, don't make this a thing.

HUSSIE!

Oct. 17th, 2013 09:37 pm
I like how that word with an exclamation point attached now, to a particular portion of the internet, means something very different from what it once did. Specifically, it means, Trolly webcomic guy, stop trolling me with your webcomic!

It used to mean something to do with ladyparts, but that was the past. The past is over.
I'm not saying I want her to kill him, because that'll just mess her up worse, but it'll be fucked up if Karkat pulls his shushing maneuver again? Kanaya could kill him without feeling too shitty about it later, probably, but Karkat and Terezi would hate her for it.

Worst-case scenario is Gamzee killing Karkat when he tries it, which, y'know. Seems unfortunately thematically likely in a lot of ways.

Best-case scenario is Rose intervening somehow, given that she's RIGHT THERE. If she can pull it off without fucking dying right in front of Roxy.

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