Oct. 14th, 2015

I feel like I was walking down the street at garbage collection time, and the garbage truck accidentally flipped a can wrong and got its contents all over me?

And then the truck exploded, and then the street exploded, and then one of the neighbors came outside to blame Obama for it, and then the neighbor also exploded, and now there's two pancreases in my hair, I don't even know where the first one came from.

Why do we complain about Tumblr so much. Have you people seen Facebook.

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