Feb. 22nd, 2015

As promised here. (rememberwhenyoutried​, sadjadewithcake​, and azurelunatic​, you have not yet supplied me with characters!)

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[personal profile] inklesspen​: "Imagine Dave and Terezi introducing each other to Earth-style or Alternian-style gummy worms, though."

TEREZI: D4V3 1 4M V3RY D1S4PPO1NT3D TO F1ND TH4T YOUR HUM4N “GUMMY” D1RT NOODL3S 4R3 3X4CTLY L1KE R3GUL3R D1RT NOODL3S

TEREZI: 3XC3PT 1NC4P4BL3 OF 1ND3P3ND3NT MOT1ON

TEREZI: TH1S 3L1M1N4T3S TH3 MOST 3NJOY4BL3 P4RT OF TH3 M34L!

DAVE: dude you can still put the fuckin gummy worms on trial if you want ain’t nothing stopping you

TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N’T CHOOS3 TO 1NT3RPR3T TH3IR L1TER4L WR1GGL1NG 4S M3T4PHOR1C4L 3FFORTS TO WR1GGL3 FR33 FROM JUST1C3! >:[

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[personal profile] nostalgebraist​: "Apparently I had a DW all along and just didn’t remember it, but I still demand fanfic. Only constraint: it must involve Dennis."

This Homestuck-or-Dragon Age prompt is shockingly substandard!

GREY WARDEN: hey old human, who lives in that castle over there, and also is it full of fuckin monsters i am supposed to kill

DENNIS: I’m thirty-seven, I’m not old!

GREY WARDEN: oh my god i am SO SICK of being in a bioware game i do NOT need that information, i mean they didn’t even give you a unique facial mesh, just answer my goddamn monster castle question WITHOUT giving me your name and age and a bunch of details about your local government and your opinions thereupon

MORRIGAN: (+15 Approval)
[profile] pazi: Fine, if you want like, prompts and shit and answers to the questions you literally asked! Jade/Terezi please.

TEREZI: SO W3 H4V3 3ST4BL1SH3D TH4T YOU 4R3, 1N F4CT, M4G1C4L TH13F J4D3 -

TEREZI: 4ND TH4T J4D3 1S YOUR R34L N4M3 WH1CH YOU D1D NOT 1N F4CT BOTH3R TO CONC34L

TEREZI: WH1CH M4K3S YOU 4N 4WFULLY SUBST4ND4RD M4G1C4L G1RL 1N MY P3RSON4L OP1N1ON!

JADE: pffft, says the person who STILL couldn't track me down normal-ways! i'm only even here because you STOLE my cute animal sidekick! PRETTY substandard police-officer behavior!

TEREZI: YOUR CUT3 4N1M4L S1D3K1CK 4T3 4 WHOL3 FLOOR OF TH3 LOUVR3, 4ND 4LSO 1S NOT CUT3

TEREZI: SH3 1S 4 SP1D3R

JADE: okay, i will admit that i have a pretty bad and uncute animal sidekick!

VRISKA, FROM INSIDE A JAR: Hey!

JADE: she is terrible and i will take responsibility for her crimes! now aren't you going to handcuff me?

TEREZI: 1 DONT R34LLY S33 TH3 PO1NT, G1V3N TH4T YOU 4R3 D3F1N1T3LY PL4NN1NG TO 3SC4P3 4ND ST34L H3R B4CK W1TH1N 4N HOUR OR SO OF MY G3TT1NG YOU TO J41L

JADE: don't you wannnnnnt to handcuff me?

TEREZI: WH4T 4STON1SH1NGLY UNPROF3SS1ON4L B3H4V1OR, M4G1C4L TH13F J4D3! >:O

VRISKA: Hey! 8oth of you cut that out RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

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